Happy Monday, everyone! That's not usually a good thing in my book but today I have a second post for the Fifth Grave Past the Light tour, which surely makes this Monday infinitely better! This time it's a guest post from Darynda Jones herself. I've also got another chance for you to enter the tour giveaway (one signed copy of Fifth Grave Past the Light) at the end here.
So a big, big welcome to Darynda Jones!
Charley’s ADD Self-Diagnosing Quiz
So, yeah, I suffer from ADD, aka attention deficit disorder. Most people know that about me. It figures that I’d suffer from a condition in which caffeine is a remedy. Still, I don’t think my ADD bothers me nearly as much as it does others. I have a short attention span. So do lots of people. Shiny objects are statistically distracting for 78% of the population, not just sufferers of ADD. And every person on the planet, at some point in his or her life, has left the remote control in the refrigerator.
But what about you? Do you suffer from ADD? Not sure? Want to find out? We can help! Because missing just one trip to Starbucks can prove fatal.
Take this simple quiz to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction. And if you do, rejoice! No one can ever complain about your multiple trips to the coffee pot at work again. It’s a win-win!
Answer the following Yes/No questions.
1. Do you often misplace your set of car keys?
2. Do you often misplace your spare set of car keys?
3. Do you often misplace your children?
4. Do you have trouble following a conversation because the fluorescents overheard are flickering?
5. Do you lose items when you haven’t moved from your seat?
6. Do you read more than one book at a time and never finish any of them?
7. Do you –SQUIRREL!
8. Do you forget what you were talking about before you sneezed?
9. Have you ever put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet?
10. Do you stare at your wrists for several seconds before realizing you forgot your watch?
11. Do you ever miss you turn while driving? Seven times in a row?
12. Have you ever spent an hour looking for your glasses only to find them on top of your head?
13. Do you ever make piles to sort your piles?
14. Have you had seven different jobs in seven different fields in under two months?
15. Do you have 3,000+ bookmarks in your browser?
16. Did your class vote you “Least Likely to Survive?”
17. Do you ever get billed for missed appointments?
18. Have you been going to college for 9 years and have yet to get an associates?
19. Have you ever shown up for school on a Saturday?
20. Have you ever dialed a number then, as it was ringing, forgot who you were calling?
For every ‘yes’ answer, give yourself one point then see the results below and follow up with your doctor if necessary.
SCORE:
ANALYSIS:
1-5
Some of these things are natural on occasion. You should be fine. But just to be safe, you might want to up your caffeine intake by one cup a day or switch to dark roast.
6-10
You should probably see your physician and explain what you are going through. And just to make ME feel better about YOU, drink more coffee.
11-15
See your doctor ASAP. And to avoid a trip to the funny farm, you definitely want to increase your caffeine consumption by about a gallon a day. Don’t worry about those jitters. Lost of people shake. And can thread the needle of a sewing machine while it’s running.
16-20
REJOICE! I see much coffee in your future, ‘cause you are out there, baby. Best get thee arse to a doctor who can diagnose ADD/ADHD and invest in a commercial coffee maker. And/or a coffee plantation. Better yet, learn to grind coffee beans in your mouth. And don’t be afraid to lick the coffee pot clean in public. All the cool kids are doing it.
I hope this helps with your diagnosis. I aim to please. And annoy. Mostly annoy.
All that being said, trusting an online quiz to diagnose such a serious condition is just silly and you should probably see a doctor either way. Preferably a licensed psychiatrist.
Cheers!
Haha! Gotta love it!
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