Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Every Dead Thing by John Connolly

How's it going readers? I just had a birthday. And yet another reminder that my memory is kind of shot lately! How? I read the same book twice in a row. Why? Well it all started with the Talking Scared podcast (a personal favorite that you should definitely check out) and Angela Slatter. See Neil (Talking Scared) and Angela love John Connolly. I mean LOVE! Neil did an ep recently with John and has talked frequently about his fondness for the series. He's currently doing a retrospective/full read through of the Dark Tower series with authors Nat Cassidy and Chris Panatier BUT apparently had planned to do the same with the Charlie Parker series—with Angela!

Now the podcast ep with Connolly promised to be as spoiler free as possible given there are something like 20 books in the series so far. And since I listed on a weekend and had already read the first in the series, Every Dead Thing (in 2009), I thought I'd just check it out on audio. Lo and behold there was a version narrated by Titus Welliver. So I dove in. Without first realizing it was an abridged version. 

A highly abridged version. We're talking 5 hours when the fully unabridged is like 15! But I thought, no big deal. It's a reread! 

Wrong! I remembered absolutely nothing about the book. So what I thought would be a nice refresher was simply a reminder that my brain is apparently at full capacity with 80's and 90's song lyrics and quickly going out of date pop culture references. 

So I undertook reading/listening to the whole thing again. 

Y'all I want to reiterate HOW BAD my memory is. I posted about Every Dead Thing back in 2009 when I originally read it! From that original post:

In the first of the series, Every Dead Thing, Charlie has been out of commission for a while thanks to the murder of his wife and daughter. At the time, he was a police officer with a heavy drinking problem. Now, he's retired and working the private sector. In the first half of the book, Parker has been hired to track down a missing woman. He traces her to a small town in Virginia where she grew up. It just so happens, that when the woman was much younger, her own sister was abducted and killed, along with several other children. Parker's nosing about in the long ago crime has riled up quite a few townsfolk who would like nothing more than for him to leave, by force if necessary. Parker solves his case and returns to NYC where he is contacted by someone claiming to be behind the murder of his family. This leads Parker to New Orleans where, with the help of an odd pairing of pals, he attempts to finally track down the man responsible for taking away everything he ever loved. 

Every Dead Thing reads, in some ways, like two novellas brought together to form the beginnings of a series. Not at all a bad thing, and definitely something that makes this book stand out. It's not many authors who start fresh with a new story in the middle of a book. Although, in many other ways, it's not at all a new story. Parker is plagued by the murder of his wife and daughter throughout the entire first half of the novel. Connolly's brutal tale is not for the faint-hearted; it's truly a shocking and suspenseful thriller. Every Dead Thing was a Shamus winner in 2000 for Best First PI Novel.

Y'all! Over half of this book takes place in Louisiana. Where I am from! And I didn't even remember that!

Props to Connolly for doing his research, though. The Louisiana stuff is good. He definitely put a lot of care into researching that considering he's Irish writing a series based in the US. And Charlie even has gumbo twice in one day! (My one note is that the character using chorizo should have been using andouille but that likely could have been an editorial mistake as much as anything. The pronunciations in the audio were amusing to say the least.)

Now I would rag on Neil and Angela except it's not their fault I have no self control. I will stress, though, that I am hugely grateful that the audio books are available on Hoopla as I try to stick to client projects during the week. Audiobooks are my gardening, driving, getting outside, and general break taking treat. 

And since I'm 15% into book 3 I guess I'm making this my summer of Connolly (I think I mentioned online I always thought I'd binge Michael Connelly's early books first since I've read roughly from the halfway point forward—and today is the launch of the Ballard show!) but Connolly seems to be the one this summer!

Every Dead Thing is readily available in print and audio (abridged and unabridged in the case of the latter). Order a copy today from your favorite bookstore via Bookshop.org! (And if you order this week you get free shipping for anti-prime!)

Monday, June 9, 2025

Kill Them With Kindness by Will Carver

Hi, all! (School is out and I'm not sure what day it is anymore!) Today I'm excited to be part of the Random Things blog tour for Will Carver's latest, Kill Them With Kindness out this month from Orenda!

What if it were possible to infect society with empathy? Dr. Haruto Ikeda thinks he can. And he thinks this will solve all of the world's problems. It will make people care. 

But as with all best intentions...

Whoa! This was a really tough one for me right now! I mean, I'm pretty sure we all have some form of PTSD from 2020. 

In Carver's nightmarish thriller, this is all taking place alongside the Covid pandemic. There's a cabal, there's a conspiracy, and the crazy thing is that the further along I got into the book I had a harder time picking out the fiction. 

And the book begins with the "Dignity Pills"—this book is scary and prescient and triggering. It's watching a train wreck as it happens. Who got infected and did what and why. And since we start at the end we never have a minute to hope things will turn out. 

And this is not a bad review. Carver has done an amazing job of leaving at least this reader incredibly unsettled. As a seasoned dark fiction and horror fan that doesn't happen often. Everything that happens in this is book is exactly how I imagine something like this would happen. 

This book is just frighteningly real! It's Contagion behind the scenes. It's like Silent Night without the party. Honestly, I don't know what to say about this book. It freaked me the heck out! 

I enjoyed it in the same way that I enjoy Black Mirror

Friday, June 6, 2025

The Burial Witch by Cari Thomas

TGIF, everyone! Today I'm excited to be part of the Random Things tour for Cari Thomas's The Burial Witch, a novella set in the Threadneedle world (The Language of Magic series). 

Miranda has always fought to be the best. It's what's expected in her family. And yet, compared to her brother and sister, she feels like she's falling short. 

While researching a family history project she finds a suitcase she believes belonged to her maternal grandmother. They don't talk about that side of the family history much. She knows they emigrated from Nigeria to the UK. But their African history has always been a sensitive point for her mother. 

Inside the suitcase, Miranda finds a box that can't be opened. And it eats away at her. She starts having nightmares and becomes convinced this is a test from God. Raised an evangelical Christian, Miranda has always been strong in her faith and active in her church. But this box has raised questions she's not sure she really wants the answers to. 

The Burial Witch is a fun addition to the Threadneedle world. Very witchy and mysterious. I loved the Yoruba and Vodun angle. I especially loved the way Thomas explores faith and practice beyond Christianity. 

I should note too, this isn't a religious read by any means. It's witches. Witchy, witchy, witches! Miranda's family and their history and choices are a key part of the story, including raising said family within a Christian religion. 

This fits nicely in my latest reading trends to be honest. Beyond How to Kill a Witch, I've also been spending ample time in Angela Slatter's Verity Fassbinder and Sourdough worlds. I also think we're seeing a strong return to witches lately, which isn't unexpected all things considered. 

The Burial Witch is out now in the UK and will be available in the States later this summer. This is the second of four companion novellas to the Language of Magic series. 

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

How to Kill a Witch: A Guide for the Patriarchy by Claire Mitchell KC and Zoe Venditozzi

Happy Tuesday, all! I hope you're faring better than I. I am ill. I'll survive!

Today I am absolutely thrilled to be part of the Random Things blog tour for How to Kill a Witch by Claire Mitchell KC and Zoe Venditozzi.

Holy freaking hell! This was a book I was incredibly intrigued by and it came through in spades and beyond!

So, and some of this is new to me because I came to the book FIRST: on International Women's Day 2020, Claire Mitchell KC and Zoe Venditozzi started a podcast called Witches of Scotland. The point of the podcast was not only to highlight the women accused of and persecuted for the crime of witchcraft in Scotland but also three additional major goals:

A pardon for those accused of witchcraft in Scotland
An apology for those accused of witchcraft in Scotland
And a national monument 

And the podcast is still going today. 

But now they've come together to write a book that's a narrative history of the 16th—18th century Witches' Act in Scotland. They look at what drove the act as well as those accused, and parallel this history with today's events. 

Now, (in case you're unfamiliar but also a little context on the book) I say narrative history because a. it reads like a narrative rather than an academic text (yay for accessibility) but also because the authors have taken some creative license with those featured. For people like Elspeth Reoch, Janet Wishart, even King James's Lawyer, there are pieces imagining their own insights. As the authors state, there is a lack of documentation in many of these cases so this gives them a chance to breathe life into some of the accused, giving them voice and a chance to "share" their experiences.

And it really is a fascinating history. I'd not actually realized how different it is from the American history of our own witch trials, which are heavily covered and documented. Scotland's own piece of this history is MASSIVE by comparison in terms of the number of victims. And it's disturbing too. 

But the book does have a hint of humor to it. (It has to, how else are we to cope?!) Chapters include: "How to Believe in Magic," "How to Start a Witch-Hunt," "How to Accuse a Witch," and "How to Accuse a Modern-Day Witch," amongst others. 

I'm sure most of us women do know very well how the witch hunts came about. Cross the wrong man or the wrong person in power and that's it. It's something that, if I ponder on it too long, makes me so angry because it still happens today.

This is a book that speaks to me so much at the moment. The authors have an interesting observation in the beginning of the book about their own theories as to why so many women are fascinated by true crime, which aligns exactly with my own theories in that regard (forewarned is forearmed and all). And I've long recognized that I would definitely have been accused of witchcraft had I been around at the time. (Not kidding, a friend of mine commented on my "if looks could kill" face in high school—I absolutely would've rubbed someone the wrong way and found my way to a pyre.)

And honestly, the entire premise of the podcast and the book is so necessary and so timely! I am at a period in my life (perimenopause) where I have so many thoughts and so much anger about the treatment of women on so many different fronts. 

And clearly the authors share a lot of those sentiments. Literally. They share them throughout the book and in footnotes! 

This is an excellent addition to women's history in general and a truly fabulous read for anyone who has ever had an interest in the witch trials—any witch trials. 

How to Kill a Witch: A Guide for the Patriarchy is out now in the UK and due out this fall on the States.

(Be sure to visit their website, learn more, join the clan! I WANT one of those tartans!)



Thursday, April 10, 2025

The Goal of the Blog

I sometimes get annoyed at folks who feel they need to offer explanations. But it's 2025 and social media and everything else are virtual shitshows. So what do I want to do here?

I want to talk about books and other things that I enjoy and that provide me distraction in difficult times. 

Books (and movies and food) are escapism for me. And I binge read. To the point that I can fully disconnect from "reality" as much as possible.

But books tackle reality in so many ways! Genre fiction is political and timely and focuses on important topics even when it's hidden under layers of zombies and werewolves and radioactive bugs and everything else. 

There's no avoiding it. 

And even if you're reading the most ridiculous fluffy read of all time, I guarantee something will draw to mind the shitty reality facing us all. 

So yeah, I read for escapism. I read to disassociate. But I recognize that most authors, especially the ones I am drawn to, are using their platforms for social commentary, whether it be subtle or not. 

So what do I want to do? I just want to share books I enjoy. It's been this way since I was a bookseller. Though I realized too that not everyone wanted the books I was drawn to. 

It's a special skill: being able to recommend appropriate books to readers who may not share your particular taste. And there's common ground, almost every time. 

But this is my blog. And I'm not interested in shit talking books that don't work for me. I'm interested in connecting readers to books they will enjoy. I'm interested in sharing things I'm excited about. I'm interested in helping people like me find the books that will get them through whatever they're going through.

(As an agent, I do represent some of the authors whose books I'll showcase. I will note at the top of the review if the author is a client.)

So as this rocky road of life goes on, I am looking to revitalize the blog and get back to posting semi-regularly (in addition to tour posts). And if you've been hanging around, thanks for sticking with me. If you're new, welcome!


Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Son by Johana Gustawsson & Thomas Enger

Happy Wednesday, everyone! Today I'm thrilled to be part of the Random Things tour for the kick off to a new series co authored by Johana Gustawsson and Thomas Enger! Son is the first in the Kari Voss series and it's a banger!

Seven years ago Kari Voss's son went missing. She'd already tragically lost her husband but with the help of her father, she and her young son were getting by. And it was a great day. A pool party to celebrate Vetle's birthday. After, he asked to go to a friend's house where Kari is all to aware they'll be playing video games she doesn't allow in her own home. But when Vetle doesn't return home on time and she finds out the friend walked him halfway and had been home for some time, Kari knows the worst has happened. 

As an expert in body language, Kari has consulted for the police many times. But her son's case remains unsolved. And now, two of his friends have been murdered. 

Hedda and Eva, two of the "fantastic four" that made up Vetle's friend group all those years ago, were hosting a Halloween party at Eva's family cabin in Son. But when the caterer arrives, he discovers the two girls have been killed. As unimaginable as it is, Kari's own father is certain the crime has some connection to Vetle's disappearance. And when the last member of the four is accused of the murder, Kari knows she has to get involved. 

What a pairing! Johana Gustawsson, author of, amongst others, Yule Island, and Thomas Enger, half of the writing team that brought us the Blix and Ramm series (again, amongst others) work together seemingly seamlessly to bring us a killer new series to sink our teeth into. 

Kari is a fabulous new lead to follow. And while she is billed as the main character, the authors have definitely put ample care and time into fleshing out a cast of supporting characters to help her along including Kari's father, now retired, and Ramona Norum, who helped with her own son's investigation and is Chief Constable by the time the girls' killing occurs.

As a fan of both authors' previous work and a huge fan of Orenda, Nordic Noir ,and crime fiction in general, I was sold immediately. And they come through in spades! If you're not familiar with them, let Son be your introduction! 

Son is out now in the UK and will be available in the States in August! Order it, preorder it, add it to your TBR! This is a must read of 2025!

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Small Fires by Ronnie Turner

Everyone knows about the Pedley sisters. Lily and Della, the sisters who killed their parents. Without enough proof, they were never officially convicted. Which is why they're free to roam, making their way to an unnamed island with a small village of superstitious people called the Folk. 

From the time of their arrival, things are off kilter on the island. The Folk are drawn to one of the sisters in particular, because she is like them. They tell the stories of their beliefs and their history. Stories that are more than they seem at the surface. And the sisters find something of a home there. Until people begin to die. 

Ah! Ronnie Turner's latest is an odd fable/fairy tale for adults. It's a story about sisters and trauma, about stories and the lessons hidden between the lines. 

Tonally, this is all gothic. But it has aspects of folk horror, mystery, and—given the stories within the story—even fantasy. 

The Folk speak of devils. One devil, the Warden, the one they are devoted to in the hopes that he will be merciful when they die, lives under the land. And this devil rules their lives. 

When sisters Della and Lily arrive on the island it's the time of the Harvest. Three people die annually to appease the devil. And if he is displeased...well, worse than that will come. 

Della and Lily don't exactly fit in. They don't not fit in either. It's an island of misfits of a sort. But the girls are indeed very different. And everyone thinks they know the story. 

But in Small Fires the story is never quite what you think it is. 

Small Fires is absolutely excellent. It's perfect for fans of Catriona Ward and Angela Slatter. And it's a perfect introduction to Turner and her work. Honestly, I can't wait to see what she'll do next!

Small Fires is out soon in the UK and will be available this summer in the States from Orenda. US readers can preorder a copy from Bookshop now.